In porn sex there’s….

no farting

no missed strokes resulting in a bent member

no gaging reflexes

no stoping to pick a pube from your tongue

no cramps

no need for Astroglide (personal lubricant for the ride of your life)

did I leave anything out?

Oh yeah, no emotional connection

The dick slap: 

Male porn stars seem to have a compulsive need to slap their members against things. One possible explanation for the porn actor grabbing his shaft and banging it against a woman’s butt, breasts or face is that it helps him stay hard; 

The facial:

in porn movies, the most important scene is the one that contains the “money shot.” The moviemakers know their viewers want to see the moment of orgasm, and they usually want to see it all over the woman’s back, butt, chest or face. First of all, you should never, ever ejaculate anywhere on your partner without giving her prior warning. Also, the average girl does not like ejaculate on her face — back, butt and breasts, fine. However, getting seminal fluid in the eye is not a good feeling, and it takes forever to get it out of her hair, so be considerate and make sure this is a porn move you never use in real life. 

No prep anal:

In pornography, anal sex is not an unusual occurrence. In fact, it’s hard to find a video these days that doesn’t have at least one anal scene. Anal stimulation can be quite pleasurable, but the way porn stars do it is a porn move you should never use in real life. You can’t just spit on your c*ck and go straight in. Porn actors are able to do this because porn actresses have disturbingly stretched-out anal sphincters. It’s also pretty likely that lube is applied off-screen between shots. To begin anal sex with a real girl, plenty of lubrication, time and care is needed or else you’ll end up with one aggravated and sore sex partner
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The vagina is self-cleansing, and douching actually causes more harm than good, according to The National Women’s Health Information Center. The natural bacteria found in the vagina help keep it clean and healthy, and douching can disturb that balance and spread vaginal infections into the fallopian tubes, uterus and ovaries

Even if every guy you know can probably tell you exactly how big his penis is, size is not a barometer for manhood. Actually scientifically speaking size doesn’t matter much, since only about 3 inch of penetration to the vagina actually feels good.

TV and in the movies suggests that when two lovers meet, sparks fly and mind-blowing sex naturally follows, however and unfortunately this is NOT ALWAYS THE CASE. 

The human body doesn’t come with an instruction manual. The “tricks of the trade” that pleased a former partner do not always translate with someone new.

Good communication is the key to good sex, as is a willingness to be open to trying new techniques and positions to find out what each partner finds pleasurable. It can be a little awkward at first to over-communicate during sex, but think about the outcome: a partner who knows how to do it right every time

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